permanentlyhiddlestoned:

phoenix:

sakibatch:

one day benedict cumberbatch and tom hiddleston are gonna win all of the oscars and theyre gonna be like “oh bless you but i cant take all of these here give them to the nominees yes bless you im so sorry”

And that was how Leonardo DiCaprio finally got an Oscar.

I just spit water all over my desk.

iceepr1ncess:

literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone

shalrath:

do 69 year olds laugh at the number 12

mew-squared:

johnfreakingegbert:

Money speaks and it tells me you’re a faggot

are we just going to ignore the fact that he wrote the T on

alanna-sunflower:

X3333 

mycroftgetoffmysheet:

benlocked:

this is the post that killed me

and let’s not forget

suspenderbatch

slumperella:

If we all handled situations like this, the world would be a better place.

deathnoteforcutie:

We’ve done it, we’ve reached the pinnacle of human evolution

breadstiks:

it’s physically impossible to fit words into a venn diagram

tupacabra:

i feel bad for twins that aren’t equally attractive

trapghoul:

what actually defines a role model? like people are saying rihanna isn’t a role model but why? she’s a powerful black woman who embraces her sexuality, has bounced back after physical abuse, and is a successful business woman.

so she smokes weed and takes her clothes off sometimes? don’t we all???

northernfrownpour:

some people are so good at talking like they open their mouth and out comes good ideas and perfectly constructed sentences and they have confidence and everyone listens to them talk

but when i talk it’s like hello morning yes butter homework wiggle book good

if you arent into the things i post and you’re still following me

I wonder if I ever caught someones attention. Even if I was just walking among the crowd, I wonder if they wanted to get to know me or anything like that.

Max Irons smoking while greeting fans in LA [x]